mickey milkovich??? haha nah what a nerd do u really think— [trips] [hundreds of photos of mickey spill out of jacket] shit wow what a nerd right fuck these aren’t mine i [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [more photos scatter across floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just LISTEN
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
i put the :// in http://
[listens to music] hey that was a fic title
- gender equality
- you can have sex with anyone you want and no ones gonna judge you
- bastards arent treated like shit
- the highborns can marry commoners and no one gives a shit
- its sunny all the time in dorne
- their fighting style is like 104% badass-er than everyone else
- oberyn martell is one hot piece of ass
- their house words should be im sexy and i know it
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this